1. She's my dog
  2. Your opinion doesn't matter
  3. She wears flowers so well
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  4. She's goofy
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  5. Her brother is a bunny
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  6. She's a classy bitch
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  7. She looked like THIS as a puppy
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  8. And THIS
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  9. And also like THIS
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  10. Sometimes she gets into places she isn't supposed to be
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  11. Or poops in places she shouldnt
  12. Or tries to sneak people food when we aren't looking
  13. But I just look at the bright side! She's adventurous, isn't constipated, and has good taste in food.
  14. So really, I love my dog. It's okay if you don't. Just don't be offended if I tell you your kid is ugly.