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  1. "I'm the kind of person who actually likes feeling a little bit out of place. Aspirational is how I feel comfortable."
  2. "And as everyone knows, the best kind of laughter is laughter born of a shared memory."
  3. "Here are the pros of being best friends with me..."
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  1. I wonder what my memoir would be called
  2. Would people read my memoir
  3. I think I need a ripstick
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Dated used very loosely
  1. Asked me if it was my first time kissing a boy when it was my first time kissing a boy
  2. Got mad when I called him "buddy o pal"
  3. Asked me if I liked Eskimo kisses
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Cheese is the shit
  1. Mozzarella sticks
  2. Nachos
  3. Pizza
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  1. Dinner was yummy... Should I eat my leftovers now?
  2. Will this bell thing work?
  3. I wonder what pump up song each candidate listens to.
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