1. "I'm the kind of person who actually likes feeling a little bit out of place. Aspirational is how I feel comfortable."
  2. "And as everyone knows, the best kind of laughter is laughter born of a shared memory."
  3. "Here are the pros of being best friends with me..."
  4. "I believe the potluck tradition of entertaining is the equivalent of a teenage boy wanting to have sex with his girlfriend but is too scared to go to CVS to buy condoms."
  5. "There are not many relationships more powerful than that of two women who fall fast and deep into a friendship."