WHY I WANT IT TO BE CHRISTMAS ALREADY

  1. Christmas lights.
    Personal fan of the plain white ones wrapped around naked trees. I also enjoy yards that have way too many of the blow up things. You know which neighbor I'm talking about.
  2. Cookie exchanges.
    AKA Competitive smack downs at work if you work at R/GA Austin 😂
  3. Christmas music
    A little Bing Crosby and some Rudolph on repeat, please.
  4. Ungodly amounts of spending on gifts for loved ones justified by YOCO (a year)
    *YOCO = you only Christmas once (a year)
  5. Candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.
    I mean these in the most literal sense, and as a total reference to my favorite Christmas movie: Elf.
  6. "And that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown"
    Hearing the speech Linus gives center stage with his blanket will always remind me of the true meaning of Christmas.
  7. Family time.
    Nuff said.
  8. PTO PTO PTO PTO
    PTO PTO PTO PTO PTO