7 Alternative Book Titles that Go with Donald Trump's Face

Crippled America or...
  1. 1.
    Don't You be Talkin 'Bout My Mama Like That!
  2. 2.
    Give Me All Your Lunch Money, Kid!
  3. 3.
    But Daddy, I Want a Golden Ticket!
  4. 4.
    It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To!
  5. 5.
    I Said EXTRA Guac!
  6. 6.
    You Can't Sit With Us!
  7. 7.
    HEY!...I Didn't Know There Was Chicken In This Soup!