Best Advice I've Ever Received

From my nine year old live-in cousin
  1. If asked about who you're voting for during a job interview:
    Tell them that you're not too happy about either choice, but of course that you're a Democrat.
  2. If asked what religion you follow during a job interview:
    Tell them you'd rather not say.
  3. If asked who you're voting for during a first date:
    Just agree on the politics or try to avoid it for the sake of having fun.
  4. If asked what religion you follow during a first date:
    Don't tell him you're Catholic unless he says he's Catholic first.