SOME TWITTER DRAFTS I'LL NEVER POST BUT I'LL POST HERE BECAUSE I HAVE A SMALLER AUDIENCE

I have many many more but I'll spare you all from reading a mega-list 📁
  1. Does having a panic attack count as my cardio for the day?
  2. Watching my dog run reminds me how us two-legged humans are a sad excuse for a mammal
  3. Ugh I wish I had an artsy sibling who liked to take cool pictures of me for fun
  4. I may not play sports anymore but I can exercise the competitive part of myself by parking in the target parking lot
  5. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat yellow lights