THINGS I DO AT WORK

  1. Convert ebooks to PDFs and read them on my desktop
  2. Look at my favorite drag queens' social media accounts
  3. Tell coworkers about a NYtimes article I read* about the Middle East conflict
    *browsed
  4. Read Wikipedia entries for movies that I don't want to see but really want to know what happens
    Most often applies to horror film sequels and thrillers with a twist ending
  5. Try really hard not to fart
    We have an open floor concept
  6. Drink 3 to 6 cups of coffee