1. Murder Mystery Cruise:
    3 nights/ 4 days of utter terror as an all star cast of ex Disney Cruise performers reenacts histories sexiest maritime murders
  2. Samantha "Sammy b" Brown Booze Cruise
  3. Brat Camp Cruise:
    I'd pose as an injurious teen for the r&r and one on on attention
  4. Trading Spaces Reunion Cruise:
    In which I become a sounding board for Paige Davis as she navigates her mid life crisis and explores the possibility of rekindling her ultimately toxic affair with Ty Pennington
  5. A night on the QE2 with Dennis Quaid Cruise
  6. Indigo Children Cruise:
    5 days/ 4 nights off the coast of Ocean City, MD with kids aged 6 months and up who possess prodigious powers to teach the world to live and love in unbelievable ways. All inclusive package feat. zip line. I politely let a 3 y.o. give me an upsetting description of my "soul ray" but we all know I came here for the zip line, of which I become mercilessly possessive