Signs of Aging No One Warns You About

  1. Involuntary sigh release when seating self
  2. Tendency to begin sentences with "oh, honestly!"
  3. New moles
  4. Raging two-drink hangovers
  5. Yes, the restaurant is loud
  6. Bouncers don't even bother with vanity carding
  7. Enjoying fiber
  8. *Other* gray hairs
  9. Talking openly about real estate
  10. Dinner conversations devolve into hip replacements, arthritis and "cruise" recommendations.
    Suggested by   @fats