What Are My Upstairs Neighbors Doing?
- •That is not walking.
- •Maybe it's dancing?
- •Sex ...? But so much aggressive and multi-origin thumping.
- •Rearranging the living room at 11pm?
- •No that can't be sex. If so it sounds dangerous.
- •What if one of them cut up the other one and is putting them in a suitcase like in Rear Window?
- •Invasion of elves in rollerblades.
- •[time-honored New York move of bashing ceiling with broom]