HOW TO GROCERY SHOP

Repeat steps 1-12 every week. 🍅🍋🍞🍳🌽
  1. 1.
    Run out of food.
  2. 2.
    Make a list.
    Definitely milk. Chips & salsa. Ohhh how nice would in-season fruit be?
  3. 3.
    Shoot what was that thing I thought about needing earlier this week?
  4. 4.
    Wander around apartment for 20 minutes looking for that thing.
    Find 4 other things you're out of but not *the* thing.
  5. 5.
    Decide to meal plan! Something healthy!
  6. 6.
    Spend 30 minutes reading blogger recipes.
    How cute would it be to make these! And like snap the whole process! But this week is going to be sooo crazy...
  7. 7.
    Add "pasta" to grocery list.
  8. 8.
    Remember the thing! THE THING!
    It was something obscure like scotchguard or a weird-shaped lightbulb.
  9. 9.
    Realize it will be way easier to just find obscure thing on Amazon.
  10. 10.
    Realize you can find basically your whole list on Amazon.
    You don't like really need milk or fruit right?
  11. 11.
    No grocery trip necessary!
    God you're efficient.
  12. 12.
    Wake up the next day. Need milk.