THINGS & PEOPLE I DO NOT TRUST

Well pretty much everything & everyone. TRUST NO ONE
  1. Shia LaBeouf
    You have every single vowel in your name & you do some weird ass shit but I'm also intrigued by you so torn on this one
  2. People that don't like dogs
    YOU SHOULD BE EXILED
  3. Snakes
    Very untrustworthy
  4. People who go to the gym at 6 am
    I admire u but I don't trust u. Ur clearly a robot
  5. People who don't like Beyoncé
    GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK & CONFUSED
  6. People that want to stay in the same place their whole lives
    Like expand your horizons yo
  7. People that are happy 24/7
    Nope don't trust you AT ALL
  8. David O. Russell
    I like ur movies & u seem nice in interviews but you made amy Adams cry & THAT AIN'T COOL
  9. Jill from dance moms
    Too much crazy to trust u