I'm not great with money
  1. Those off-brand Birckenstocks from Sears that I bought because I felt fat while exiting the mall.
  2. Organic energy drinks.
  3. Those real Birckenstocks I bought because the off-brand ones weren't comfortable.
  4. Tangerine essential oil.
  5. The crab pot pie I had for dinner last Pay Day.
    "It's Pay Day!" I said. "There are no consequences! Tonight I feast like a king!"
  6. That floral wrap around skirt.
  7. The extra moisturizer I bought to qualify for a free gift.
  8. Every single avocado.
  9. Kombucha.
  10. The 24 pack of toilet paper.
    Who am I? George Clooney?