10 PURCHASES I AM NOW REGRETTING BC IT'S 2 DAYS TO PAY DAY AND I HAVE $19.23 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT

I'm not great with money
  1. 1.
    Those off-brand Birckenstocks from Sears that I bought because I felt fat while exiting the mall.
  2. 2.
    Organic energy drinks.
  3. 3.
    Those real Birckenstocks I bought because the off-brand ones weren't comfortable.
  4. 4.
    Tangerine essential oil.
  5. 5.
    The crab pot pie I had for dinner last Pay Day.
    "It's Pay Day!" I said. "There are no consequences! Tonight I feast like a king!"
  6. 6.
    That floral wrap around skirt.
  7. 7.
    The extra moisturizer I bought to qualify for a free gift.
  8. 8.
    Every single avocado.
  9. 9.
    Kombucha.
  10. 10.
    The 24 pack of toilet paper.
    Who am I? George Clooney?