1. I told them that TED Talks were just people saying things that sound smart but are actually meaningless.
    After they mentioned they had tickets to some TED Talks.
  2. I failed to get them a birthday present.
    See previous list.
  3. I didn't go to their improve show.
    I'm busy/parking is hard/I'm really hungry/that neighborhood is weird/I had a cold last week.
  4. I pointed out the evite to their "PARTY THAT IS NOT A BABY SHOWER BECAUSE WE ARE TOO COOL FOR BABY SHOWERS" said "Baby Shower" in cursive at the top.
    Also it contained a link to a gift registry.
  5. I sent them a link to that new Britney Spears/Iggy Azalea video.
  6. I still haven't opened the email they sent me five months ago.
    No excuse.