REASONS PEOPLE MIGHT BE MAD AT ME TODAY
- •I told them that TED Talks were just people saying things that sound smart but are actually meaningless.After they mentioned they had tickets to some TED Talks.
- •I failed to get them a birthday present.See previous list.
- •I didn't go to their improve show.I'm busy/parking is hard/I'm really hungry/that neighborhood is weird/I had a cold last week.
- •I pointed out the evite to their "PARTY THAT IS NOT A BABY SHOWER BECAUSE WE ARE TOO COOL FOR BABY SHOWERS" said "Baby Shower" in cursive at the top.Also it contained a link to a gift registry.
- •I sent them a link to that new Britney Spears/Iggy Azalea video.Sorry
- •I still haven't opened the email they sent me five months ago.No excuse.