Even a bad burrito is a good burrito, but the best burrito will never compare to the very best you had that one time in San Fran or somewhere. Here's the definitive burrito rating scale as seen on Burrito Buds.
  1. 1 - Vomit
    This burrito is barely edible. It will leave you sick like a poorly wrapped burrito that's leaking refried beans on both ends, if you catch my drift. But it'll do in a pinch. Might get one for lunch today, now that you mention it.
  2. 2 - Ehh
    You could do without this burrito, for sure. Honestly, you can't comprehend how anyone could buy literal shit wrapped in a tortilla with cheese – WTF kind of criminals are opening businesses these days? Are we animals resigned to our meaningless fate? Can I get more beef liver on this? Thanks, I'll be back tomorrow.
  3. 3 - Meh
    This burrito is OK. It's just literally OK, what else can you say.
  4. 4 - Shoulder Shrug with Eyebrows Raised
    Not bad! You're not in love or anything, but have you ever been? No that was infatuation that one time, remember.
  5. 5 - Hmm!
    Hey, now that's a pretty decent burrito! It's no Chipotle – let's not get carried away. This burrito place is good for a first date, wedding reception, or like if you're still sick from the first burrito and need another burrito to wash it down.
  6. 5+ - Wow Wow Wow
    Wow wow wow this is a great burrito. Fresh! Flavorful! Fat as a football! Go long! No don't really go long. I'm kidding man, I'm kidding. You think I'm going to throw this treasure around like a frickin toy?