SIDE EFFECTS OF GETTING OLD AND DRINKING A LOT

So I have noticed these effects slowly but surely. Those that know me, know I love to party, hang out, indulge and so fourth. But we're getting old--so this is my list
  1. Volume control
    So I was drinking all day! Continued into the wee hours. My boyfriend comes home stone cold sober in the midst of me trying to order dominos pizza. I could not figure it out for the life of me. I started yelling but not at him at the situation! I thought i was talking calmly.
  2. Apparently you forget how to use a phone
  3. Bad hangovers
  4. Bad poops
  5. Multiple bad poops
  6. Sweating like crazy in the morning