Common incorrect alternatives people use instead of my name

  1. Lowena
    First incorrectly called in Louisiana in 2002. Ironically appeared as the name of my hotel room in Cornwall in 2013
  2. Laura
    Duh!
  3. Luna
    If Spanish is your first language then it is usual to make this error, the most forgivable error on the list.
  4. Lorena
    When you morph my name into one you're more familiar with
  5. Lana
    Because my English accent doesn't hit the "r" hard enough for you.
  6. "Uh?"
    Most common in Starbucks when I deign to think I could possibly get away with the truth.
  7. Lonna
    When you try and mimic my English accent
  8. Norma
    You are not listening or I am mumbling