THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN I DISCOVER A LONG HAIR GROWING IN A WEIRD SPOT BEFORE REALIZING IT'S UNATTACHED
- •I'm so old
- •Is this a pluck or a shave?
- •How many people saw this before I did?
- •Thanks to my ancestors for their Eastern European roots
- •I spend too much money on monthly hair audits and removal for this shit to happen
- •How long will this grow if I let it ride?