THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN I DISCOVER A LONG HAIR GROWING IN A WEIRD SPOT BEFORE REALIZING IT'S UNATTACHED

  1. Jesusfuck
  2. I'm so old
  3. Is this a pluck or a shave?
  4. How many people saw this before I did?
  5. Thanks to my ancestors for their Eastern European roots
  6. I spend too much money on monthly hair audits and removal for this shit to happen
  7. How long will this grow if I let it ride?