1. These people are so discombobulated they need to all go to therapy together to get it worked out
  2. I set the screen savers all to baby animals
  3. I'm gonna lie down on the floor right about now
  4. I've spent more money in here than I'm worth / what my parents will spend on my college tuition
  5. That screaming baby is speaking to how I feel
  6. I've spent more time in here than I have in school