Top 3 Favorite Injuries of Old

Chicks dig scars I've heard.. All injuries of healed since, none performed to make the list.
  1. 1.
    Broken Tibia.
    Jumped off jungle gym during an exceptionally intense game of tag. Still not it ✊🏼
  2. 2.
    Broken thumb
    Done it a few times. Favorite was fielding a grounder and the ball hit a rock and skipped up for a straight shot on my alligator clamp hand's thumb.
  3. 3.
    Heavily exfoliated (stripped skin) arm
    Luge in Austria down a mountain. Left some of my skin there for Arnold.