TIMES I'VE BEEN EMBARRASSED IN THE PAST WEEK
Maybe next week will be better? Probs not though
- •When I mustered the courage to confront a guy I thought cut in line for the printer and he said "my friend was standing in line for me, didn't you see her?" And I mumbled "yeah I saw her" and wanted to die
- •When I was in a lyft with a super cool girl and liked the song that was playing on the radio so I looked it up on soundhound and then it started playing on my phone while it was still playing on the radio
- •When I used the "but it's my birthday!" excuse to skip a 45 minute wait at a trendy restaurant and then spilled the drink I ordered like 30 seconds after it was delivered to me.