Tiny Dancer: Iconic Song, Objectively Weird Way to Refer to Someone

  1. What if I gave similar epithets to guys I've been romantically involved with?
  2. Hold me closer, stocky accountant
  3. Hold me closer, freakishly tall banjo player
  4. Hold me closer, beer gutted frat boy
  5. Hold me closer, food chemist of average build
  6. On second thought, I don't mind this
  7. Carry on