WHY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH VARIOUS GUYS FROM TINDER
- •His band was irredeemably awful, and he was the lead singer.
- •He was 6'6" and I felt like a toddler standing next to him.
- •His favorite place to hang out was the mall. Seriously. For real.
- •He was 6'2 220lbs and got drunk after 1 beer, which he claims is because "clean eating really cut down on [his] tolerance."Also: the clean eating thing
- •He made me drive him home when he was too stoned and only told me there was weed in the car after we got pulled over because his tags were expired.
- •He took hypnotist classes.
- •He talked in military time and only used cardinal directions (east, west, etc) so making plans with him was a nightmare.
- •He told me I was a sucker for going to college. Meanwhile, he was an apprentice for an exterminator company.
- •He ghosted me.🙃🙃🙃