Linda Belcher quotes I wouldn't mind being my last words - NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS
She is a spirit animal of mine.
- •I love showers and mornings and Bologna and turtles and wine!
- •Crazy how kids can fall asleep sober like that!
- •Well, there wasn't a raccoon king in our alley until I went out there and picked my favorite one!
- •Are you drunk enough to be any fun yet?
- •"I was gonna punch you but I'm holding wine!" - @che
- •When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes into Tom Sellek's face
- •Wine helps me drink
- •I'm gonna sleep like a baby... a horny baby.
- •"You're a hurtful slut, Bob" - @emmlag
- •No matter what I say, stop me when I've had sixteen!
- •I thought it was like that time you said you flushed but I know you didn't
- •"Only strippers shave above the knee!" - @sshemchuk
- •I'll have a crap attack any time I want!
- •No boys, no partying, no summoning spirits or switching bodies, and no filling the house with soap bubbles.
- •Psychics didn't predict Rome in a day!
- •"It's rated 'R' for 'really boozy', starring me!" - @emmlag