Seriously...ain't nobody got time for this...
  1. I have taken enough ibuprofen to kill a grown man's stomach lining (luckily I'm a grown woman...whew)
  2. I feel like I'm drunk without actually being drunk
  3. Contrary to popular belief, sleep is not helping at the moment (why have you betrayed me sleep?!?!)
  4. I'm missing out on my job. A job that I kick ass at and love doing