How to Be Me in 5 Easy Steps

Inspired by @nathanveshecco and literally everyone else
  1. 1.
    Know every lyric to at least a couple hundred songs. To achieve this, almost always have headphones in and a song on.
  2. 2.
    Eat copious amounts of macaroni and cheese.
  3. 3.
    Consistently fall asleep in random locations and never learn your lesson.
  4. 4.
    Procrastinate and never learn your lesson.
  5. 5.
    Only wear high-waisted pants