My Name Made Up of Sentences I Would Never Say
Inspired by @k8mcgarry and many others (jennifer instead of jen, just for variety)
- •Just tell her to keep the dog far away from me.
- •Everyone at this general admission concert is being really respectful of personal space.
- •Nobody can outbeat my love for Katy Perry's music.
- •Never send me pictures of your pet again.
- •If I could, I would date the shit out of Mel Gibson.
- •French fries are disgusting.
- •Every date I've been on has been successful!
- •Regular exercise is one of my favorite hobbies.