Inspired by @k8mcgarry and many others (jennifer instead of jen, just for variety)
  1. Just tell her to keep the dog far away from me.
  2. Everyone at this general admission concert is being really respectful of personal space.
  3. Nobody can outbeat my love for Katy Perry's music.
  4. Never send me pictures of your pet again.
  5. If I could, I would date the shit out of Mel Gibson.
  6. French fries are disgusting.
  7. Every date I've been on has been successful!
  8. Regular exercise is one of my favorite hobbies.