My New's Years Activities, Ranked

A very close-knit large group breeds a good NYE
  1. 1.
    Various Mario video games until 5:15 AM
    Including brawl, kart, party, and olympics!! Here's a few of us at 4:20 because we're young so that's funny. This is 3 of the NON-LAME PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T GO TO SLEEP, THE 6 OF US WHO STAYED UP WERE HATED, BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME.
  2. 2.
    Smashing pumpkins at midnight
    The product of a few of my friends collecting (swiping) about 21 pumpkins and a whole lot of glitter in a field. Open the new year with a bang, truly!!!
  3. 3.
    A diner trip in the morning
    The waitress mumbled "I hate the bitches I work with" to me and I got whipped cream. 💯
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  5. 5.
    Classic millennial activity.
  6. 6.
    Confetti popper things
    Solid activity. Only provides a few seconds of excitement.
  7. 7.
    Dick Clark's Rocking Eve
    Meh. A time-passer, mostly. However, One Direction.
  8. 8.
    Having my friends wake me up by shouting "YOU'LL SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD" in my face
    Also, stealing my blanket. Bastards.