Reasons Why America's Next Top Model Is Ridiculous
I just got wind of it's cancellation, and I feel like I'm an expert from that one bingewatch of a couple seasons, tbh.
- •TyraTyra seems to be just indulging herself in a power trip like no other. I can never forget the time she pretended to pass out to tell the girls they'd be studying acting.
- •"BE QUIET, TIFFANY!"Enough said.
- •None of the winners become successfulThere was one runner-up who went on to fame and one girl was actually in Crazy, Stupid, Love. But other than that, the show doesn't really produce models. One did create a career on Wall Street, though, which is pretty sweet.
- •The seasons were called cyclesWhy, though? What was the point?
- •That one girl who lost because she cheated on her boyfriend on the showShe definitely would have won if it hadn't been for that drama.
- •That one girl who got mad that someone stole her energy barsI do sympathize a bit, except for me it's with Cheez-Its.
- •And finally, the makeovers"What the hell?" ALWAYS triumphed over "nice!" when watching these. But hey, gotta get that drama out somehow, I guess.