Requested by Melisa

Things I Would Rather Do Instead of Physics

  1. Drink only Gatorade for the rest of my life
  2. Carve an entire field of pumpkins into various cartoon characters
  3. Eat 3 spiders
  4. Never go to bed before 4 again
  5. Wake up tomorrow and have to spend half my day speaking in Italian
  6. Paint pictures of lamps
  7. Wear sweatpants to prom
  8. Watch paint dry
  9. Marry a string bean
  10. Literally anything else