1. The folks at Sabrina the Teenage Witch hiring a balding man to play a high schooler
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  2. Grease deciding to end its teenage romance with the two FLYING AWAY IN A CAR
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  3. Assorted packs of zippers
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    I mean, your clothes already have zippers if they need them. And if you're a designer I doubt you buy a $7 multicolor pack off Amazon
  4. People who don't like bread
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    What
  5. Donald Trump's presidential campaign
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