Traits of Sleep Deprivation

  1. Inability to imagine being well-rested
  2. Being so exhausted that you circle around to this weird quasi-energy
  3. Accidental naps
  4. Immense internal pressure to close your eyes whenever slouching or lying down
  5. Seemingly permanent under-eye circles
  6. Weeks that feel like one long blur instead of separate days (only achieved if you run on 3-4 hours per night)
  7. Contact issues
  8. Burning retinas
  9. Tired feet
  10. Inability to wake up to alarm
  11. Going to bed at 6 or 7 pm wayyyy too happily