ROCKY HORROR RECAST

DISCLAIMER: THIS MOVIE SHOULD NOT BE REMADE
  1. Frank N Furter
    Lady Gaga or a young David Bowie
  2. Janet
    Zooey Deschanel or Scarlett Johansson
  3. Brad
    Who cares. Brad sucks.
  4. Magenta
    Helena Bonham Carter or Parker Posey
  5. Rocky
    Chris Pine
  6. Eddie
    Jack Black