campaign PR chair John Miller should reveal the 2016 dream ticket shortly
  1. Art Vandelay
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    A pairing of New York business titans: Trump-Vandelay offers voters a real estate developer and an accomplished importer-exporter who first made a splash as an architect. Have you seen the addition to the Guggenheim?
  2. Dr. Regina Phalange
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    Like Trump, known on the Vegas strip
  3. Dr. Van Nostrand
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    Julliard-trained dermatologist >> Hopkins director of pediatric neurosurgery
  4. Kel Varnsen
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    Emerged from Vandelay's latex enterprise to realize success as a developer with interest in Manhattan apartments
  5. H.E. Pennypacker
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    Lesser-known New York industrialist
  6. Ken Adams
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    Like Donald, so popular with women
  7. Susie
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    Mental health may be a concern. Rumored to have been considered for a rival ticket, but she flat-out refused to go along with Cruz-Suz branding.