Because even though I love him all the way up to that big bright moon and back, he's kind of an asshole.
  1. I'm sorry I broke your glasses in half and threw them in the toilet.
    That was a dick move.
  2. I'm also sorry that as soon as you replaced that pair, I did this.
    Static
  3. I'm sorry I also threw my brother and sister's shoes in the toilet.
    Static
  4. I'm sorry I put my car into your sandwich. I need to start respecting the McChicken.
    Static
  5. Im sorry for the vulgarity.
    Static
    In my defense, I had a fever.
  6. I'm sorry that I do things like this, every.time.you.turn.around.
    Static
  7. I'm sorry for continually putting my life in danger.
    Static
    But hey... Props for being independent??
  8. I'm sorry I throw whatever I can into your wine glass.
    ...and that I try to sip it a lot.
  9. I'm sorry I look like this a lot, especially in the same company as respectable adults.
    Static
  10. I'm sorry that I'm not sorry for making you smile even when you want to cry.
    Static