10 Apologies I'd like to hear from my toddler...
Because even though I love him all the way up to that big bright moon and back, he's kind of an asshole.
- 1.I'm sorry I broke your glasses in half and threw them in the toilet.That was a dick move.
- 2.I'm also sorry that as soon as you replaced that pair, I did this.
- 3.I'm sorry I also threw my brother and sister's shoes in the toilet.
- 4.I'm sorry I put my car into your sandwich. I need to start respecting the McChicken.
- 5.Im sorry for the vulgarity.In my defense, I had a fever.
- 6.I'm sorry that I do things like this, every.time.you.turn.around.
- 7.I'm sorry for continually putting my life in danger.But hey... Props for being independent??
- 8.I'm sorry I throw whatever I can into your wine glass....and that I try to sip it a lot.
- 9.I'm sorry I look like this a lot, especially in the same company as respectable adults.
- 10.I'm sorry that I'm not sorry for making you smile even when you want to cry.