Things I Shouldn't Have to Say
Real life compilation of nanny quotes that shouldn't have to happen
- •Take the chicken nugget out of your nose
- •Why are your socks on your hands
- •Stop stuffing the baby under your mattress
- •No, I am not your daddy
- •That was a bad nap, go back to sleep
- •Is this a pretzel in your Ugg?
- •I don't want to watch anymore Bubble Guppies, please let me turn on Doc McStuffins
- •You just deleted all your toothbrush stickers, now we have to start all overStill unsure about the Magic Timer toothbrushing app I am required to use on the iPad.
- •I lost M againSometimes I FaceTime @mother on the job and lose track of a kid. It's fine ok.
- •Please don't put that yogurt on your eye