SURPRISING THINGS I'VE NEEDED TO DO THIS WEEK
- •sensitively navigate a discussion of uteruses in class
- •calculate the formula of a parabola passing through a given point
- •tower ominously over my roommate's sleeping body
- •send a text that said "recalibration for sure."
- •stuff paper towels into my ears
- •explain to someone the slang definition of "melons"