THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO WHEN DRUNK OR HIGH THAN GO CLUBBING

  1. Living room dance party
    Spotify playlist and a minirig, no dicks on the dance floor. The greatest.
  2. Make a pie
    Chicken and mushroom filling, shortcrust pastry from scratch.
  3. Binge watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    Season 3 for Oz and the finale.
  4. Play Articulate
    Cranium is also a good option.
  5. Learn how to cartwheel
    Maybe it's my inhibitions that are holding me back.
  6. Have an deep-diving conversation with an interesting person
    (Who is also drunk or high)
  7. Open water swimming
    Naked ideally.
  8. Take part in a Mario Kart tournament
    But don't make me use the wheel or I'm not playing.
  9. Go to the V&A
    Endless wonder.
  10. Just walk around
    See what happens.