THINGS THAT ARE MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU ARE A KID
As I wrote this list I realized that almost everything you like as a kid gets worse as you get older. Except maybe ice cream, pizza and chicken fingers. I think the following are still worth listing.
- •Bubble gum flavored thingsToothpaste especially
- •Mini golfI remember really loving mini golf as a kid. Whenever someone suggests this as a grown up activity, I want to blow my brains out.
- •Your parents' jokesThough at a certain age I think they get better again. One of the horrors of aging.
- •ClownsObvious but important
- •KetchupNot that it's bad, just not as good as when you were a kid.
- •Cotton candy