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  1. "I can bring it down." - Seamus Finnigan
    Seamus loves to fuckin burn shit and he is AMPED about Mcgonnagal giving him the ole OK
  2. "I've always wanted to use that spell!" - Minerva McGonnagal
    Because magic is the shit and the stone men are dropping out of the stone walls ready to fuckin battle
  3. "That's my daughter, you bitch!" -Molly Weasley
    Suffered hell through 6 boys so nobody is gonna fuck with Ginny Weasley. Not on mamas watch! If you don't get full body chills after this line you are a soulless dementor.
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  1. Lindsey Lohan
  2. Pug
Omniscient AF, Karyn
  1. Bobby socks
  2. Lazy Susan
  3. Periwinkle
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After approx. 6 whiskey cokes and a cigarette
  1. 1.
    "What's up?" -4 non blondes
  2. 2.
    "Hot in here" -Nelly
  3. 3.
    "Picture" -Sheryll Crow & Kid Rock
    Go to duet
  4. 4.
    "Otis" -Kanye West & Jay Z
    Never performed this @ karaoke bc I'm not allowed to say the n word but really really looking forward to it
Behind every great super hero, is a cranky English butler/roastmaster
  1. "You can borrow the Rolls. Just make sure you bring it back with a full tank"
    *Alfred closes eyes and slowly reclines* Alfred mic drop.
  2. "Never!"
    Classic Alfred.
  3. "And any man who's too extreme for Rahs Algul is not to be trifled with!"
    Who THE FUCK still uses the word "trifled"? My man Alfred does. Swag on a full 100 here.
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  1. October 17, 2015
    Sir BJ Novak himself
We ride tonight, to the guitar bite. And for those about to read this list - I salute you
  1. 1.
    "Your son is very skilled!"
  2. 2.
    "Don't be talkin' about my bow tie!"
  3. 3.
    "Of course you can, Fancy Pants."
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I'm just spit ballin here!
  1. War Boy
    That silver spray paint all over her mouth. Classic. Also looks great in Steampunk.
  2. Coolio
    The hair! A dead ringer.
  3. Angelica
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