A Running Log of My Favorite Harry Potter Movie Quotes

From the top
  1. "I can bring it down." - Seamus Finnigan
    Seamus loves to fuckin burn shit and he is AMPED about Mcgonnagal giving him the ole OK
  2. "I've always wanted to use that spell!" - Minerva McGonnagal
    Because magic is the shit and the stone men are dropping out of the stone walls ready to fuckin battle
  3. "That's my daughter, you bitch!" -Molly Weasley
    Suffered hell through 6 boys so nobody is gonna fuck with Ginny Weasley. Not on mamas watch! If you don't get full body chills after this line you are a soulless dementor.
  4. "With the pinchers" -Harry Potter
    Complete with a hand motion for a knee slapping, laugh out loud moment at a big ass spiders funeral
  5. Anytime Hagrid wails "ARAGOG"
    RIP
  6. "That's my boooooyyyyy" - Cerdric Digory's Father
    Delivered impeccably.
  7. "HARRY! DIDJA PUT YUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?!"
    Every. Fucking. Time.
  8. "You may not like him, Minister. But you've got to admit - Dumbledore's got style" - Kingsley Shacklebolt
    $wag
  9. "Your father was a swine!" -Severus Snape
    Probably my all time favorite quote in these movies
  10. "Of course it's happening in your head Harry! Why should that mean it's any less real?" -Albus Dumbledore
    Dumbledore loves LSD. Legalize it, Albus!
  11. "Albus Percival Wolfrick Brian Dumbledore" - Albus Percival Wolfrick Brian Dumbledore
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  12. "BARRRRTYYYY CRRRROUUCHHH.............junior"
  13. "NIP IT MUNDUNGUS" -Mad-Eye Moody
  14. "You're a real foul git, you know"
    The chosen one himself, GoF