From the top
  1. "I can bring it down." - Seamus Finnigan
    Seamus loves to fuckin burn shit and he is AMPED about Mcgonnagal giving him the ole OK
  2. "I've always wanted to use that spell!" - Minerva McGonnagal
    Because magic is the shit and the stone men are dropping out of the stone walls ready to fuckin battle
  3. "That's my daughter, you bitch!" -Molly Weasley
    Suffered hell through 6 boys so nobody is gonna fuck with Ginny Weasley. Not on mamas watch! If you don't get full body chills after this line you are a soulless dementor.
  4. "With the pinchers" -Harry Potter
    Complete with a hand motion for a knee slapping, laugh out loud moment at a big ass spiders funeral
  5. Anytime Hagrid wails "ARAGOG"
  6. "That's my boooooyyyyy" - Cerdric Digory's Father
    Delivered impeccably.
    Every. Fucking. Time.
  8. "You may not like him, Minister. But you've got to admit - Dumbledore's got style" - Kingsley Shacklebolt
  9. "Your father was a swine!" -Severus Snape
    Probably my all time favorite quote in these movies
  10. "Of course it's happening in your head Harry! Why should that mean it's any less real?" -Albus Dumbledore
    Dumbledore loves LSD. Legalize it, Albus!
  11. "Albus Percival Wolfrick Brian Dumbledore" - Albus Percival Wolfrick Brian Dumbledore
  12. "BARRRRTYYYY CRRRROUUCHHH.............junior"
  13. "NIP IT MUNDUNGUS" -Mad-Eye Moody
  14. "You're a real foul git, you know"
    The chosen one himself, GoF