WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. 1.
    A veterinarian
    Until I realized I'd have to put my finger up dog buttholes
  2. 2.
    Owner of a restaurant
    Clearly catalogued in my low budget production of "The Restaurant" and it's sequel, "The Restaurant Returns".
  3. 3.
    A film producer
    Due to "The Restaurant" series wild success.
  4. 4.
    A mom
    /housewife
  5. 5.
    Therapist
    "And how do you feel about that?"
  6. 6.
    Interior designer
    Heyo I got there! 🙋🏼