Inspired by @bredee I cry about everything happy/sad but here are some of the most common occurrences
  1. I looked at my fish
    He's really cute
  2. Extra gum commercial
  3. I saw a picture of my friend and she looked cute
    So proud
  4. Scary movie trailer
  5. I tried to make food but it wasn't good
  6. My bed is too cold
  7. My bed is too warm
  8. I listened to the American idiot soundtrack
  9. My friend is sad