1. Not enough fiber
  2. Seasonal affective disorder
  3. Time
  4. Yes, Sleater-Kinney made another record, but what if they don't make another another record
  5. My knee hurts
  6. My foot hurts
  7. My back hurts
  8. I know that when something else starts to hurt I didn't appreciate it enough when only my knee, foot, and back hurt
  9. 30 Rock was cancelled
  10. Nobody noticed that I took out the trash and the recycling
  11. Bills, bills, bills
  12. Too much fiber
  13. This list is too long
  14. My fat isn't where I want it