Reasons I Love My New Shirt

This arrived in the mail today.
  1. It sums up my personal lifestyle perfectly.
  2. It is perfect for trivia night at the local bar.
  3. It suggests I am far smarter than I actually am.
  4. Tyrion Lannister is one of the greatest characters in modern literature.
  5. Peter Dinklage is one of the finest actors on the planet.
  6. It is actually quite comfy.
  7. It communicates to all the quality women that I am a Game of Thrones fan.