LAST 4 PHOTOS ON MY CAMERA ROLL, CAPTIONED

  1. Started bleeding last night in kickboxing class. I said it matches my nails; my teacher said it'll ruin my fucking gloves and gave me a band-aid.
  2. I make a mean pinterest board.
  3. Also, I make some mean chocolate chip pancakes. Just kidding. Mutual St Diner is the best.
  4. My TA made a comment on the non-existing diversity on The Mindy Project. I didn't have a chance to raise my hand. Spent rest of class researching things to say to him next time. I might have had a minor meltdown in the bathroom afterwards, exclaiming "I let Mindy down". A less-than-proud moment.