Or "Reasons I stayed in bed till lunch"
  1. Wake up at 10. Chat with mom who just got an iPhone. Screenshot things to teach her how to use Pinterest and other necessities.
  2. Make blueberry banana coconut smoothie (biggest accomplishment thus far). Eat while watching Mindy s1e10 (Christmas!)
  3. Think "it's 11am now, the day's already ruined (from a study perspective) Might as well stay in."
  4. YouTube and Netflix galore. Pause for occasional thoughts such as "should I go grab a cookie?" & "should I take charge of like, my life, and put on actual clothes and write my essay?". Decide on nothing; press play again.