How to make the best of a 14 hour long flight and still land miserable.

  1. Be sure to get an aisle seat.
  2. Sit next to a very nice elderly deaf woman.
    And be sure to not be a dick and help her out with anything she needs.
  3. Coerce the flight attendant to leave the liquor cart unlocked, wink at you and go take a nap.
  4. Pick out several movies in the built in tv.
  5. Drink. Watch. Repeat
  6. Wow this flight is going by fast!
  7. Oh no I'm drunk and the plane doesn't land for 9 hours. 😟
  8. Try to sleep. 😓💤
  9. Wake up hung over with 3 hours left until landing.
  10. I immediately regret this decision.