Things That Make Me Tear Up A Lil

  1. Seeing booze go to waste.
    There's a bottle of champagne on my table. It's been opened for a week. I wasn't fast enough.
  2. Being gassy around people that don't tolerate bodily functions.
    I'll fart when I die, I guess.
  3. Dogs.
    Lil happy munchkins with their paws and their ears and their dog.
  4. Apartment hunts.
    Not the 'I have a job' ones, but 'I live off of my parents' not so wealthy pocket and need to find a nice enough room to rent'.
  5. Big cities.
    When you're there, you forget what nice weather smells like. Because weather has a smell, fight me on this.