Things That Make Me Tear Up A Lil
- •Seeing booze go to waste.There's a bottle of champagne on my table. It's been opened for a week. I wasn't fast enough.
- •Being gassy around people that don't tolerate bodily functions.I'll fart when I die, I guess.
- •Dogs.Lil happy munchkins with their paws and their ears and their dog.
- •Apartment hunts.Not the 'I have a job' ones, but 'I live off of my parents' not so wealthy pocket and need to find a nice enough room to rent'.
- •Big cities.When you're there, you forget what nice weather smells like. Because weather has a smell, fight me on this.